japan-o-phile:

perks of being in a relationship

  • u can steal their clothes
  • they have 2 give u their fries
  • they look cute when they sleep
  • if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
  • free food
  • hand on my butt 
    straight couple:*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
    straight couple:*grabs each other's asses in public*
    straight couple:*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
    gay couple:*holds hands in public*
    straight people:that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry